according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
(via br0kenn-angel)
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
(Source: castiali, via haha-l-m-a-o)
